Friday, December 31, 2010

My Decade

Change the years, and it's pretty accurate....


Happy New Year, friends. At least in 3 hours it will be.

Me and my bestie have an ongoing joke as of late.

She is also single, and left me a message recently saying, "Linda! This is our year!! ... Except I think 2010 was supposed to be. So was 2009. And 2008.... Hmm.... Well, this one IS it!!"

When I called her back I said, "Well. Maybe this is our decade!"

So on this New Year's Eve, here is to the next 10 years! May you all get what you want!!

As for 2011, here is to hope.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Sporty Girl


On another topic, I got a message from someone on one of my sites complimenting my sky diving picture.

(this one- b/c of course you have to put that on your profile)

 He asked to tell him about it, which I did, 
and this was his response:

That's the kind of girl I want! What's your ring size? 
I need to start looking for engagement rings, lol

I haven't tried it yet. Some of my friends inivited me to jump with them a couple of months ago, but I wasn't very convinced.

Great! Flirty! Funny!!
But then... he asked this fateful question:

What's your favorite sport to play?

Damn!! 

I replied, "I hope you have a good return policy on that ring you got for me." Followed by a witty explanation of why every sport needs spectators, not just players. Because I watch so many sports, right?... 

Yeah... Not so much. 

Haven't heard from him again.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

FROGS


I've been told you need to kiss a lot of frogs to find the prince. 
(that's a frog ornament, BTW)
But what happens when you can't even find one to kiss?
How do you make it through many to find the many? 
(If that makes any sense...)

Forgive my lack of recent posts. There are several factors.
#1. As 99.9% of my readers were/are coworkers, you know I've been living at the Mall. Ahh, retail during the holidays. How I love you, crustomers...
#2. There is a dirth of activity on my online dating accounts. 
So. 
Here I am. 
Wondering how I find a lot of frogs. 
Any suggestions?